kaabiikun:

Loki, he does what he wants

Today I learned that a male kangaroo is called a ‘boomer’

icarus-the-businessman:

So instead of this:

I think of this:

viraru:

Cosplayer - flamboyantwreck

Gif Source - [ ♠ ]

Seriously,the ultimate guide for the L4D/AC/Prototype fandom:

<p>PLEASE TAKE A LOOK AT PROTOTYPE AND AC SECTION FOR THE UPDATES 

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L4D:

I have been a fan of L4D ever since the first game came out but now,seeing the fanbase is full of ocs that DO NOT fit the fandom…just is annoying and pisses off alot of people.

Well we are here to rant and learn,so let me start off with all this information I have gathered and will share with you. Crack ocs are okay but if you make serious oc that does/have any of the following <sub>god,you are in for it because no one wants that shit in the media</sub> 

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MARY SUES:

1.)if it has legit animal parts?

<sub>if a l4d oc has animal part then it is an instant Mary sue and does not belong in the L4D universe,simple as that. The green flu does not make you into a were animal nor a fucking furry. God,do your research before making an oc.</sub>

Examples of this kind of stuff:

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/289/0/1/angel_and_triture_huntress_by_triture-d4d1bcd.png (this person gets all butthurt if you even question why it has cat ears and tails) <sub>Grow the fuck up. DeviantART is to enhance your creations. in other words you will get critiques on how to improve your characters aswell. can’t take it? get the fuck away from the computer until you grow a pair</sub>

http://lesaangil.deviantart.com/art/Mat-275414543

ANOTHER ONE. this time one that gets butthurt AND traces. <sub>why upload shit the mass does not want to see? seriously,it just makes you look stupid and makes you look like a fucking poser</sub>

LAST EXAMPLE OF KAWAII DESU NEKO-NESS<sub>god kill me now</sub>

http://sion-snark.deviantart.com/art/quot-Burning-quot-Sensation-216142178 <——-…The fuck is this?

Seriously if you can’t handle it when people tell you your character NEEDS to be improved,do NOT assume that they are jealous :iconwthplz: Because really,lets face it,The series DOES NOT revolve around your character AND you cannot change the series to suit your character(unless it’s crack) but make the character suit the series. What would be the point of making an oc if it does not suit the series,get me?

2.) the fact of Zombie ocs being paired with a canon survivor :iconfacepalmplz: Now,I don’t mind if it was OcxOc(because you could decide their personality because they are YOUR ocs)

but if it’s a canon character,they will shoot your precious Zombie Mary sue in a fucking heartbeat. It ruins the fandom completely and makes you 

look like an idiot that knows nothing about L4D. NEVER change a canon character’s personality so it can fit your oc. You change your oc to fit the canon character(the fact is the canon character(survivor in this case) WILL NEVER FALL IN LOVE OR HAVE BABIES WITH AN INFECTED. http://my.deviantart.com/messages/#/d4mnuff seriously a weeaboo.

example: http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&#x00a7;ion=&amp;q=ellis+witch+son#/d3eizk5 <sub>My fucking god i have seen it all</sub>

3.)Okay,if they have no scar or ripped clothes? <——Shitson. you really need to hit the books.

4.)”THEY DIED AND THEN BECAME AN INFECTED”<—-LOLWUT.NO it does not work that way. they are not really dead,they are mutated and there for consist of breathing and thinking like pack animals(such as the hunter)

5.)”THEY OVERPOWER EVERYBODY AND KILL ANYONE AND THEY ARE UNSTOPPABLE!!”<—-No.just no because that is just redonkulas. Shitson. that is god modding and a HUGE sue trait. They cannot take down a tank on their own. nor a witch. this goes for both zombies and survivors. 

6.) “they are their queen”—->&nbsp;&nbsp;http://shenegade333.deviantart.com/gallery/26783389#/d4dvs21 Anyone with common sense knows that the infected act based upon instinct. Not follow orders by a human. they kill people. 

7.) http://my.deviantart.com/messages/#/d4naia8 <—-anyone see whats wrong here?

8.) http://dragon773202.deviantart.com/gallery/ <—-NO.just no</p>

<p>9.) <a href=”http://natsutheninza.deviantart.com/gallery/35075838#/d4o6hws”>http://natsutheninza.deviantart.com/gallery/35075838#/d4o6hws</a>&nbsp;<—- I am very sceptical about this one.

10.) http://neonthehedgehog1.deviantart.com/art/Deus-the-Hunter-282440494 <—-Neon pink eyes are not human or natural-_-’ Also I’d like to point out that they ripped off of other’s people design. be original and make your ocs unique but make them fit in to l4d.

11.) http://browse.deviantart.com/?order=5&q=l4d#/d4oq7jk <—- …the fuck is this shit? No,No neko hentai lezbo sex. that suethor seems to always pair her whorey&nbsp;&nbsp;huntress sue with anything that moves -_-

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LINKS:

AND if you want to avoid making these mistakes do your research,here are some helpful links that might be useful to you:

http://left4dead.wikia.com/wiki/Left_4_Dead_Wiki

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_4_Dead

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GOOD OCS AND HOW TO MAKE THEM UNIQUE:

Also note that while making an oc,make sure to give them a personality and a unique trait,I have seen very well ocs that are VERY unique and are good examples of L4D ocs that DO fit the fandom,examples:

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&#x00a7;ion=&amp;global=1&amp;q=hyena+huntress#/d49wrmp (one of the best and unique L4D ocs I have ever seen,this oc inspired me alot)

http://nanuka.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4cs22n (another great oc that is very unique and very well thought out)

http://huntersxhuntress.deviantart.com/gallery/32918622#/d3hqo6o (I absolutely love these two,they are also well thought out,same with all the examples in this lower section) 

I have seen so many good ocs yet there are ALOT of Mary sues out there.

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I might update this,well,here is the L4D guide to fandom <sub>end rant </sub>

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NOW FOR SURVIVOR SUES:

1.) Don’t make them like,the main character that has ALL the weapons,fuck bro. thats just a no

2.) http://fkinzombi3.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=scraps#/d4d61h4 - DO NOT pair them up with ANY canon infected. Seriously,that is just fucking annoying and there is so many of those that there will be no room for me to link them all. The zombies will not fuck your Mary sue,they will fucking kill them and feed their carcass to hungry infected. They do not want to rape your oc you sick fucked fangirls

3.) “No zombie will evar hurt dem cuz she be awesome!”<—-…the fuck no. Your Mary sue is NOT awesome because if they were in the&nbsp;&nbsp;actual game they would piss there pants and scream at how all the zombies wanna tear them limb from limb.

4.) AND NO FUCKING HALF HUMANS WITH KAWAII YAOI NEKO EARS<—— Seriously,i wanna kill that shit with fire.

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That is all avoidable if you know how a NORMAL human being acts. or what a normal human being is

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NOTE: To those who think this is bullshit,this is a guide with facts. you don’t have to follow it,go ahead and continue your idiotic ways.

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Assassin’s creed version of this: http://lenaleebara.deviantart.com/journal/ENOUGH-WITH-THE-FUCKING-AC-SUES-245401295?offset=50#comments

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Assassin’s creed:

yes,as you can see i am more into my Assassin’s creed side right now so you will be seeing alot of that ;D

buuuuutttt….. I am getting scared of most of the ‘ocs’ i have encountered here in dA that are of AC universe. from love at first sight to SUPER KAWAI NEKO/WOLF MAGICAL GURL. =_____________= why is it so hard to find a good fanfiction that makes me feel like i’m watching an assassin’s creed movie in my head?

seriously,why do people post things up if the mass does not want?! DX

i to use to do that but learned from getting flammed and trolling and geting infamous and mostly from calm critiques.

but most of these AC suethors dont learn and just call critique ‘flamming’ or ‘your just jealous’ :iconbitchpleaseplz: why the fuck would i be jealous of your Mary sue? honestly, good writters are hard to find now-a-days. even commenters on my page: http://comments.deviantart.com/1/244903393/2116422743 it annoys me as a hardcore AC fan to see Ezio’s personality ruined without reason. even after a critique i gave, this is what a suethor had ranted about me: http://theregoesthenghbhd.deviantart.com/journal/42653042/ well now she s trying to make a proper OC,lets see how that turns out. and here is the neko girl: http://lonely-espada4.deviantart.com/gallery/31477905 and&nbsp;&nbsp;http://lonely-espada4.deviantart.com/art/Ezio-s-Japanese-Love-213921287&nbsp;&nbsp;and&nbsp;&nbsp;http://lonely-espada4.deviantart.com/gallery/31477905#/d3dok22 and http://lonely-espada4.deviantart.com/gallery/31477905?offset=24#/d3jcf9d <b></b>”I know you are my Uncle….but I yearned for you for so long….and now here I lay helpless and waiting for you….please hurry up and take me…before I lose my nerve….”<b></b> what.the.fuck. Ezio wont fuck his own blood. nice to know you are into insest and the funny thing is that this is a fanfiction Marysue. Also that she fucks Malik who was born 1000 years before her. and also fucks Malfatto who is her father. :iconwtfisthisplz: and here is a journal were the weeboo cries: http://lonely-espada4.deviantart.com/journal/42521417/&nbsp;&nbsp;yeah i also forgot to mention she doesnt give credit to the artist who made the base so yeah,congratz genius,You are an art theif. she has been told multipul times to credit but the suethor refuesses and she claim that they are her drawings. what an attenttion whore.

all those hidden comments were the suethor’s deniance of this being a sue and saying ‘dont comment if you dont like’ well deviantART is all about commenting and sharing your opinion and tellling whats right and wrong. you just cant do what ever you please for gods sake,seriously and japan was icolated from the world during that period of time you dumbass. do your research before making a fancharacter or even a fanfiction. Seriously,like are you some poser who wants to be cool and pretend you know EVERYTHING about AC without even playing the games? because sure hell seems like it. and Neko girl here is supposably Ezio niece and a female version of him and a self-insert and japanese and all that lulz. seriously WHY THE FUCK WOULD EZIO HAVE SEXY TIME WITH ‘THAT’? =_______________e” so stop being a whiney bitch and grow some ovaries and face the facts,THE MASS HATES YOUR MARYSUE. IF MOST PEOPLE DONT LIKE IT,DONT FUCKING POST IT,KTHNXBAI C:

http://quizilla.teennick.com/stories/19337302/raging-reviews-08-bloody-wings even on this website aswell? i dont even want to look at fanfiction.net. Also i have notice most of these ocs that end up with Ezio have fishnets stockings. WTF? fishnet stockings didnt exist in that time period! why must stupid,idiotic fangirls ruin AC for the real hardcore fans that know how to properly write a fanfiction or make a fancharacter. nor should i show this to my uncle who is very strict when it comes to making Fancharacters for a game. well he is in my watchers and will most likely see this and troll the suethors and kill them with his awsome :iconezioauditoreplz:

http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=ezio%20oc&amp;order=9&amp;offset=120#/d372c3j <—-Some fandoms should never be combined :stare: 

remember her? http://comments.deviantart.com/1/208789626/2119548279&nbsp;&nbsp;(BRAN NEW INFO)ALSO FOR THOSE WHO SEE THE LINKS NOT WORKING!! THAT USER DEACTIVATED AND MADE THIS NEW ACCOUNT FILLED WITH MORE AC SUES:

http://venetianmasked.deviantart.com/gallery/31761627 

http://venetianmasked.deviantart.com/gallery/31761622#

http://venetianmasked.deviantart.com/gallery/31761627#/d4nax7f and http://venetianmasked.deviantart.com/gallery/31761627#/d43di1w …. :iconwtfisthisplz: major sues that either a paired with a gay man or their uncle and have the same name. Bitch,do your research before pulling shit out of your ass and looking like a poser or a weeaboo(which she is i shit you not))

http://browse.deviantart.com/?order=5&amp;q=ezio%20auditore%20oc#/d4l91qs words cannot describe how much i want to personally slap this person. “demon werewolf that travels with Ezio and has modern clothing and is 550 years old”

http://soliddragon123.deviantart.com/gallery/27221219#/d3y55ia <—— Yaoi and beastality at it’s finest. seriously,don’t post disturbing shit up.

And now,come at me h8rs :iconchallengeacceptedplz: because i will educate you on proper fanfiction writting and make your arguement invalid.

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Prototype:

Seriously,Most of the fanbase IS made up of Marysues and garystus and both male and female characters paired with Alex Mercer. WHY. MY EYES TWITCH EVER TIME I TRY TO LOOK FOR AN ALEX MERCER WALLPAPER AND THAT SHIT COMES UP. 

http://silent-hill-daughter.deviantart.com/art/WHO-IS-THIS-280830835 I’d like to point out Alex is not able to reproduce and if so,he might get his loved one infected in the process. And no,he cannot get pregnant,he is a MALE. Also,he is straight for god sake. Also note that her oc is named “Axel” rip off of Alex much? so fucking uncreative. 

http://fav.me/d2uj61p LOLNO.

http://animebutterfingers.deviantart.com/gallery/33726108#/d4j0yxp i don’t believe Alex would rape someone ._.’

http://fav.me/d31gohn …tha fuq?

http://nickinick1991.deviantart.com/art/Nilex-Jackie-Mercer-267795272 obvious sue is obvious

http://fav.me/d2l768g NO. just no.

http://comments.deviantart.com/1/259516644/2359504765 <—— dude,just no. there is already a cure for it. we don’t need your Mary&nbsp;&nbsp;sue for it

http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=alex%20mercer%20rape&amp;order=9&amp;offset=48#/d2zh4xi No.Just no. Alex does not wanna fuck your gary stu. 

http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=prototype%20oc%20alex&amp;order=9&amp;offset=96#/d36575p “the same as Alex” LOLWUT NOW?

http://noodlezlala.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=alex#/d3bohf8 I’d like to note that the information of her oc got deleted due to extreme butthurtness so i shall inform you about it: 

“personality: being saved by Alex Mercer and hates Blackwatch” <————————- LOLWUT now? how the fuck is that a personality? it sounds like Bella Swan from Twilight all over again.

“Age:17” <——Alex is 29. he is no fucking pedo bear

for the love of god. don’t make self inserts._. OH! found it~ looks like she edit it due to common sense but still contains “being saved by Alex” as part of her personality and some new mary sue traits:

http://noodlezlala.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=scraps#/d3bhszc

http://eyuna-stormrunner.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=alex#/d2w01hy <—- if you look more into it,you will discover her oc is some sort of wizard. last time i checked protototype has nothing to do with that ._. 

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Anyway,this is actually a good pairing: http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=prototype%20oc%20alex&amp;order=9&amp;offset=72#/d36mt2d (why can’t you people be more like this when making an oc?))

Anywho,if you are going to make a Prototype fan character,do you’re research,don’t pull shit out of you’re ass because you will get critiqued no matter what. if you post things on the internet you are opening yourself to judgment.

Also if you make an oc to be paired with Alex,it has to be female and help him out along the way. Not just for ass and what not.

Also,no nekoness or any of that shit.

http://fav.me/d4jipaj one of the best Prototype ocs i have ever seen!~

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http://cloverwolf1.deviantart.com/gallery/ <—- I thought making a mary sue for Mario was impossible but i was wrong :I

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All my guides put together and Prototype is still under construction.

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Please note that these guides both contain examples of bad ocs and well written and thought out ocs. this is not here for you to go and harass the user,more like probably go give them a helpful critique.</p>

((Riley&#8217;s new look after she has kids))

((Riley’s new look after she has kids))

fuckyeahmarysues:

you guys

this has gotten out of hand.

-T 



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